Toilet Paper
That Kicks Ass
Sustainably made, ultra-soft, and tough as hell—because your backside deserves the best. Wipe like a rebel, clean like a pro.
100% BAMBOO
NO TREES HARMED
SOFT AS HELL
NO TOXINS
The Boldest, Cleanest Wipe Your Butt Deserves
CLEAN AND TOXIC-FREE
SOFT & DURABLE MATERIAL
ECO-FRIENDLY PAPER
MESS-PROOF STRENGTH
Bleach-Free & BPA-Free
Lab-Tested & Non-Toxic
100% Plastic-Free Packaging
Carbon Neutral & FSC Certified
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Skid Slayer: Bamboo Toilet Paper That Kicks Ass
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$26.99 USD
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$26.99 USD
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(150 Reviews)
Sustainable toilet paper that saves trees, spares your cheeks, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. Made from ultra-soft bamboo, it’s tough on messes but gentle on you — because doing good for the planet shouldn’t mean wiping with sandpaper.
"Take your wipe game to the next level."
Free shipping on 12 and 24 Rolls
"Get yours now."
Unleash Bold Comfort with Every Wipe.
Real Talk from Real Wipers
Rated 4.9/5, by 10,000+ Satisfied Customers
Great toilet paper, it’s soft but sturdy. My wife usually buys charmin which I hate because it’s too flaky and (apologies as this is tmi I’m sure) I’m very hairy and will get toilet paper residue stuck there from that stuff. Skid slayer provides the softness I crave with the sturdiness I need
Ed A.
verified customer
We’ve used bamboo tp for years and love it. The skid has been slayed with this stuff man. Love the product, soft sleek and easy. Great product!
Griffin G.
verified customer
Bro, that’s the best TP I’ve ever used! Soft like a baby’s ass, yet strong like bull!
Sean E.
verified customer
Bought it for the eco vibes. Kept it because it actually works. Soft, strong, and my husband finally stopped complaining about weak TP. Five stars. Bathroom peace achieved.
Tatiana K.
verified customer
I didn’t think toilet paper could change my life, but here we are. Soft where it counts, strong when it matters. I’m not going back.
Max D.
verified customer
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Quick Dissolve
Flush with peace of mind! Our septic-safe formula breaks down fast, preventing clogs and keeping your plumbing problem-free.
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Join the clean revolution
upgrade your wipe game
Skid Slayer isn’t just toilet paper—it’s a bold statement. Made with sustainable materials and premium quality, it’s tough on skids and easy on the planet.
