Toilet Paper
That Kicks Ass
Sustainably made, ultra-soft, and tough as hell—because your backside deserves the best. Wipe like a rebel, clean like a pro.
Bleach-Free & BPA-Free
Lab-Tested & Non-Toxic
100% Plastic-Free Packaging
Carbon Neutral & FSC Certified
The Boldest, Cleanest Wipe Your Butt Deserves
CLEAN AND TOXIC-FREE
SOFT & DURABLE MATERIAL
ECO-FRIENDLY PAPER
MESS-PROOF STRENGTH
3-PLY, 300 SHEETS PER ROLL
This roll doesn’t quit — until your cheeks are clean, pampered, and proud.
No paper-thin crap here. Just thick, unbleached bamboo that wipes like a dream and holds its ground.
Unleash Bold Comfort with Every Wipe.
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Quick Dissolve
Flush with peace of mind! Our septic-safe formula breaks down fast, preventing clogs and keeping your plumbing problem-free.
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks